Monday, March 11, 2013
Saturday, March 09, 2013
Swim Meet
Parker did a swim meet today. It was his first real one where they had officials and each kid had to swim five events. He did a relay last year, but it was super informal.
He swam a 50 freestyle, 25 butterfly, 25 backstroke, 25 breast stroke and 100 IM (all of them together).
He did ok on free and butterfly, not so great on breast, and really good on backstroke. He even won his heat of other kids 8 and under. He got disqualified on the IM for not touching with both hands on his transition from butterfly to back. He knew it. Lots of kids were DQ'd today. The coaches said the officials were super picky and strict.
Parker seemed a little bored a first, but after he the got the ribbon for winning his heat, he was pretty into it.
I hated the whole thing. It was 6 hours of sitting around for about 5 total minutes of swimming. It was crowded with obnoxious kids and pushy parents. It was cold and then hot. I've wanted Parker to keep swimming since he does seem pretty good at it, but I just can't do too many of these meets. They are life -sucking.
Wednesday, March 06, 2013
Pig Latin
Parker has started speaking pig latin. He does it very fast. I can usually understand what he is saying, but can't respond. Sort of like french.
A few minutes ago, he just said esusjay as a response to Miranda doing something annoying.
Icenay.
Sunday, March 03, 2013
Pod children?
Thursday, February 28, 2013
Wednesday, February 27, 2013
Cat Nip
Yesterday, I got a little water foundation thing for Zeke at the pet store. His drinking from the bath tub was getting ridiculous. I also picked up some cat nip.
This morning, I called Miranda over and we made a little cat nip sock toy for Zeke which he immediately went crazy over.
Then I heard Miranda say the following to Elizabeth:
Elizabeth did you know that I learned how to make cat nip?
Mommy got some of the nip and then we found an old sock. We poured the nip into the sock and tied it up. And we got cat nip! Then we gave the cat nip to Zeke! Isn't that cool?
what I overheard this morning
Elizabeth: Miranda can I talk to you for a moment?
Miranda: Sure
Elizabeth; Come in here and sit on your bed so we can talk.
Miranda: ok
Elizabeth: I see that you have been wearing your jelly belly handband a lot lately and I'd really like a chance to wear it. Can I wear it soon?
Miranda: Well...I really like wearing handbands but maybe I can find another headband so you can have a turn with this one.
Elizabeth: Ok. Thanks.
And then she did and both were happy.
Can you fucking believe that?
Monday, February 25, 2013
Miranda's recent writing assignment
Feeling: When it happens:
Hurt When you fall
Mad Siblings tack your toys
Sad When your pet dies
Happy When your mom givs you a Spris














