No, she's a whore.
Miranda to Elizabeth in the car: My puppy is taking a big poop and I'm helping her.
Elizabeth: Is he doing a good job?
Miranda: No, she's a whore.
Elizabeth: She is?
Miranda: Yes, a whore. A whore.
Rachel: What is she Miranda?
Miranda: A whore.
Rachel: What? A hole?
Miranda: A WHORE!
Rachel: A whore?
Miranda: No, a WHORE!!!!!!!
Rachel: Elizabeth...what is she saying. A hole?
Elizabeth: No a WHORE! Not a hole. You don't understand what she is saying.
Rachel: I don't understand what she is saying.
Miranda: Mom, it's a girl puppy so it's a whore.
Rachel: WHAT?!?!?!
Miranda: Not a him, but a her.
Rachel: Oh, a her! Not a whore.
Miranda: Yeah, mom a her.
4 comments:
Lol!! Hilarious!!
Don't you think you should teach her to call that whore dog a bitch?
Good point. Bitch should be in her vocabulary. I really was concerned at first that I had somehow taught her the word Whore. I mean, if she is saying fuckin' man, god only knows what else she has heard me say. But I just couldn't think of what situation I would say, "Oh she is a whore." We do call zeke a whore sometimes, but I don't think we have in front of the kids...yet.
OMG. I almost peed my pants reading that. hilarious.
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