Mommy!

Happy Birthday, Mom.

I tried my best to think up a gift you would like (exotic meat, a plant, a book, tickets to a ballet performance, etc, etc, etc...I even googled "gifts for almost 70 year olds" but figured you didn't need a nice trinket or potpourri) but just couldn't come up with anything that wouldn't annoy you so my greetings here will just have to suffice.

May you have a nice, relaxing quiet day tomorrow.