Gymnastics liveblogging

It's the big "show" for the kids gymnastics school, which the cynical parent views as a transparent fundraising shakedown. But the kids are excited, and it promises to be entertaining. I got here early enough to snag seats in the back next to the exit, since I'm assuming I'll need to hand-deliver each kid to the preshow area in turn.

It's mild chaos here on the brink of showtime.