Fuckin' Man

Yesterday driving in the car, someone cut me off and I said, "Ah Man, come on!"

Miranda said, "Mommy, you should say, "Fuckin' Man!"

I, again, told her that was an adult word and kids shouldn't really say it.

She said, "So when I'm an adult, I can say Fuckin' Man?"

Me: "Yes, Miranda, but until then I don't want to hear it."

Miranda adds in conclusion, "When I have two babies in my belly and I'm in my car and someone is slow in front of me, I can say Fuckin' Man?"

Me: "Yes, Miranda. That will be fine."