I don't know anything about this book, but I like the title.
And here is an excerpt:
The cats nestle close to their kittens now. The lambs have laid down with the sheep. You're cozy and warm in your bed, my dear Please go the fuck to sleep.
I'm not totally sure it's real. My coworker's friend wrote some additional text for it though:
Pick a pair of goddamn jammies, no don’t switch And no I really don’t give a fuck which Princesses not today Teddie bears okay Wipe your ass first or your feet what the fuck does it matter Put that bat down now is not the time to be a batter Goddamn I need some Makers Mark to get me through this long long night with you So once you’re teeths are brushed in just the right order And you’ve had your fuckin second glass of water Just please please go the fuck to sleep You little fuckin bleep
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OMG! that's hilarious! Clearly a must have ;-)
I'm not totally sure it's real. My coworker's friend wrote some additional text for it though:
Pick a pair of goddamn jammies, no don’t switch
And no I really don’t give a fuck which
Princesses not today
Teddie bears okay
Wipe your ass first or your feet what the fuck does it matter
Put that bat down now is not the time to be a batter
Goddamn I need some Makers Mark to get me through this long long night with you
So once you’re teeths are brushed in just the right order
And you’ve had your fuckin second glass of water
Just please please go the fuck to sleep
You little fuckin bleep
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