Things Elizabeth screamed tonight when she should have been sleeping

I have a owie on my hand!
I have a problem!
I need help with the covers!
I have a hair in the mouth!
Help me stop Miranda from screaming. I need to sleep!

This has been going on for 2 plus hours now. Miranda has joined her almost the whole time. It is total and complete bullshit.

Amazingly, Parker slept through the entire thing.