Miranda is sooooo PC.

The kids all took a bath together yesterday. They all got out one by one and Miranda was left alone in the big tub. She was playing with some rubber ducks, telling stories about what they were doing. There were three ducks. Two big ones and one small one.

She pushed the small one away and said, "There goes the baby duck!"
Then she pushed away one big one and said, "There goes the mama duck!"
Then she pushed away the other big one and said, "There goes the other mama duck."

At first I thought she just thought there were only mama ducks due to the 5 little ducks song. But then I remembered a song I sing to them every night talks about a daddy duck.