Parrot Talk

Miranda: "When I'm in college and get a parrot*, how will he know how to talk? Do I just talk to him and say, 'Hi, how are you Parrot,' and he will say hi back to me?"





*Miranda has asked for a parrot. Since there is no way in hell that I'm ever getting one, I told her she could get any pet she wanted when she was an adult. She equates being an adult to being in college