Yeah, right.

Parker just beat our neighbor at chess (he is a year older).  The kid resigned pretty quickly. Parker seemed annoyed since he didn't even have a checkmate and it seemed like the kid didn't want to play anymore.  (I heard Parker say, "You don't have to 'resign' if you just don't want to play anymore."  Then Parker tried to get him to do something else like ping pong or basketball, but he said he wanted to play chess again. Parker suggested they document the game this time to show their teacher.  Then the kid said, "I was playing super easy on you that time."  I told him he shouldn't do that.  He said, "Well, I was just doing stupid moves.  Now, I'll play ultra hard."

It was a very long game and the other kid quit again.