In the river.

Parker says "in the river" a lot. In the river means any place below where he is currently at. So if he is sitting at the kitchen table, in the river means underneath it. If he is sitting on the bed, in the river is on the floor.

Recently, he started putting Ted and Lion in the river which in this case means behind the bookcase. He throws them up in the air and watched them land behind it. Then he fishes them out.

After he does this, he gives Ted a Time Out for jumping too high in the house. Apparently Lion is allowed to jump high in the house, but Ted is not. And Ted is allowed to jump high outside, but Lion is not. I suppose this illustrates how ridiculous and unreasonable our rules are. Oh well.




Ted in his timeout.