How absurd!

Parker's birthday isn't until tomorrow, but he opened his present tonight from Grandma Judy. It was actually several presents, including a companion collection to one of Parker's favorite books/songs, there was an old lady who swallowed a fly.





We'd been unaware before this gift that the old lady swallowed a goat, and we're actually not sure what rhymes with goat in this context. Rachel sang "it made her bloat" and I'm pretty sure that's not right.