Oh joy.

Because my life isn't exciting enough, I got a UTI last night. Fun. Fun. There isn't much worse than an UTI except going to the doctor to get it treated with three kids. Luckily Kaiser was able to prescribe something over the phone which allowed me to skip the appointment. Unfortunately, I still had to stand in the non-moving line to pick up the medication. It went something like this:

Everyone go pick a chair and sit down. Mommy has to stand in this line.
Elizabeth, no hanging on the rope.
Parker, no climbing over the chair.
Miranda, just sit down.
No sit down.
Parker if you can't just sit down, you can stand with me.
You can sit down? Oh good.
Elizabeth, no hanging on the rope.
Elizabeth, stop pushing your sister.
Parker, sit down.
Elizabeth come with me since you can't stop pushing Miranda. (BIG CRYING EPISODE IN LINE).
Elizabeth, don't touch that.
Don't.
Stop.
Please.
Ok, time to go.
Now.
Miranda, everyone is going now.
We're leaving.
You want to stay?
you can't.
We have to leave now.
Time to go to the bathroom (since I have to go every 3 minutes and the line we just waited in was much longer than that.
Let's go!