Rhyming

Parker read this story to me tonight from this book.

If I had a hippo, I'd name it Pippo.
If I had a shark, I'd name him Clark.
If I had bunny, I'd name it sunny.
If I had a boa, I'd name it Noah.
Etc.

And then the last page says, But I don't have a hippo, bunny, noah, etc.

But I do have a turtle and I named it Fred.

Parker thought this book was hilarious. Hil.Ar.i.ous.