Delightful

At dinner tonight (at a sushi restaurant) a woman walked in who had very short hair.

Elizabeth said, "I know that is a girl even though she has very short hair."

Me: "How do you know it is a girl?"

Elizabeth: "Because she has a vagina."

Me: "But you can't see her vagina right? So how do you really know?"

Elizabeth: "I don't know."

Me: "What else does she have that tells you she is a girl?"

Elizabeth: "?"

Me: "It's something I have."

Elizabeth: "Boobies that hang down?"