That's Dangerous!

I was reading the kids a book called "That's Dangerous" for naps today. Every page is a little kid doing something dangerous like juggling knives or standing on a swing or playing with plastic bags. It's actually quite a scary little book since it shows kids exactly all the dangerous things to do (that they might not have actually thought of on their own.)

Anyway...one of them is, "Jumping off the roof." Parker then says, "It's ok to be on the roof if you are walking to the chimney to go down it."

I said, "Who does that?"

All the kids yelled, "The big bad wolf!"

"Anyone else?" I ask?

"A fox?" Elizabeth says tentatively..

I said perhaps, but who else?

Parker then says, "SANTA CLAUS!"