TPS: Insomina

Parker: Mom, I counted to 500 last night. I started at 4:22am after I peed up and ended at 5:08.

Me: That's nice dear.

(next day)

Parker: Mom, I counted to 700 last night.

Me: Why are you doing all that counting?

Parker: To see if I can get to 1000. I almost made it.