Dinner Conversation

Parker: Stupid is a bad word.

Me: Why is that?

Parker: It just is.

Me: Well, some people think it is a bad word, but others don't. Like me. Do you know what it means?

Parker: No.

Me: It means not smart. It's true that some people are not smart. But if you say that word at school you will get in trouble. And if you say it at a friends house, you might not be invited back. Do you know any other bad words?

Parker: No.

Me: Do you know the word Shit?

Parker: Well...I think so.

Me: What does it mean?

Parker: It's something you say while driving when and you do something that isn't right. Like, "oh shit."

Me: Yup, that is true, but do you know what it means?

Parker: No.

Me: It's another way of saying poop. But if you said it at school you'd get into a lot of trouble. You might even be sent home. And if you said it at a friends house, you would definitely not be asked back.

Parker: What the hell!

Me: Heck, Parker. What the heck.