Comments from the kids

1) Parker came up to me after dinner and said, "Do you why 16 + 16 is 32?" I said, "No. Do you know?" He said, "That is just how math works."

2) At Dinner Miranda was fondling herself. I said "Miranda what are you doing?" She said, "I'm just touching my butt."

3) After all three kids refused to eat the orange pepper I made in the sausage/pasta dish tonight, Elizabeth said, "I don't like carrots." I said, "It's a pepper." She said, "Well, I don't like pepper either."